In what can be politely described as
a 'strategic' tournament, the Mr. Cellan inspired Are You Lifting? upstarts stocked with Sophomores grinded their way through
five rounds to stake their claim to the H. Frank Carey 2012 Dodgeball Championship.
These Super Sophs (Andrew Ris, Joe Valli, Matt Robison,
Dylan DeMeo, Erick Vilchez & Ray Catapano) and one Senior (Vin Cali) powered their way to the top defeating
favorites (Super Friends & Prestige Worldwide) and upstarts (Trending Topics & Flint Tropics) before closing the deal
in five games with an exciting title win over Marvel Alliance who were represented by four of last year's Champion members.
The opening Wild Card round was highlighted by the
first of three wins by the Fab Frosh team Hit It and Quit It whose future as a title contender looks bright. Meet the
Browns brought some comedy as well as some loud vocal support from the crowd before bowing out gracefully. Sponsored
by Modells took the tournament to the corporate level for the first time in its eleven year existence.
The Sweet 16 round, much like the Wild Card round,
went as predicted with the exception of one giant dragon slay as Super Friends with Benefits, the pre-tournament favorite,
went down in flames as an army of underdog supporters rejoiced as they fell to Are You Lifting? The round also saw
a gutsy one armed Harry Smith will his Just Dew It squad to their final win as these contending hopefuls fell in part
to the damaging injury. With many of the underdog hopefuls separated from the pack early, 40-1 Flint Tropics became a
new fan favorite as they stymied Pac Men in the final Sweet 16 game.
Heading to the Elite 8, Marvel Alliance put Just
Dew It to bed painfully quick. Hit It and Quit It quieted everybody's favorite talker Henry Bonilla :) and his 'Famous
crew. Trending Topics fell to Are You Lifting and then immediately tweeted defeat before the Flint Tropics put the silencer
on the Ron DMC Rock Box to round out the Final Four.
In the Final Four Super Friends were missed so Marvel
Alliance and Are You Lifting stretched their legs and muscled out two very game opponents in Hit It and Quit It and Flint
Tropics who definitely will be teams to watch in the 2013 Tournament.
And then...the Finals!, with Erick Vilchez destroying
balls at an alarming rate as well as performing some acrobatic cartwheels. Vinny Cali waving the flag like Mel Gibson
in The Patriot. Joe Valli, Matt Robison and Dylan DeMeo bringing fiery intensity. Ray Catapano providing
gentlemanly play and M.V.P. Andrew Ris acting as the consistent go-to-guy 'Lifting raced out to a 2-0 finals lead. But
to their credit, Marvel Alliance and last year's MVP David Cedeno as well as the indefatigable Sonny "The Hulk" Catanese and
Mike Masci bullied their way through two straight wins to set up the do or die elimination finale for both teams.
In that final game the tank was finally empty for Alliance
as 'Lifting slowly but surely picked off most of the superheroes before Ris put the final nail in the coffin to provide Mr.
Cellan with a chuckle and a championship sponsored boast as his 'Lifting proteges allowed him to finally put down his RED rollbook!!! So let the bragging begin and thanks again to all of Carey student body for making
Dodgeball a success!
******In closing, I must share this viewpoint without putting a damper on
what has become the most fun day of the year, one that is greatly anticipated by students and teachers alike.
As an observer, credit goes out to all of the Dodgeball competitors who were more polished in their approach to the game than
ever before. Team strategies and philosophies were definitely evident as long hours of practice at Rath Park paid dividends
for some teams as the desire for a student based Championship carries its weight in Gold. However, as the teams progress
so must the Dodgeball Committee who were overwhelmed with slow play and "If you're not cheating, you're not trying" :) mantras
that in fairness made this tournament the most difficult ever to officiate. Having said that the 2013 Tournament will
have to take a serious look at adding Officials, consider going with an Orange Line Call, PERMANENTLY banning all players
who curse aloud, slam walls and trash talk Etc., Penalize and Eject Cheaters that wait to be called out when they
should do it VOLUNTARILY, and penalize those players who delay the action by holding the ball or letting it sit on the
ground next to them for more than five seconds. It is an unfair and extremely boring strategy that, I believe, will
sap the energy and excitement out of the overall tournament if not addressed.
M.H.
Winner-Are You Lifting?
MVP-Andrew Ris
Best Team Name-Ron DMC and the Crew from Hollis,
Meet the Browns and Are You Lifting?
Weirdest Team Name-Apostolis and the Spartans
Most Creative Team Name-Helen Keller's Last Words
Best Uniforms-Pac Men, Sponsored by Modells, Are
You Lifting?
Worst Uniforms-Funky Fresh Boys Part Tres, Fresh
N' Famous
Best Play of the Tournament-Are You Lifting? eliminating
Super Friends with Benefits
Best Song-Run DMC's Rock Box
Best Entrance-Vin Cali's Flag Waving-Italian Pride
2012 Move Not Allowed EVER again...the Nick Bradica
Head Slam
Best Prop-Nick Karamitsios' Robin Mask
Fan Favorites-Meet the Browns & Hit It and
Quit It
Biggest Upset-Are You Lifting over Super Friends
with Benefits & Flint Tropics over Ron DMC and the Crew from Hollis
Thanks for Stopping By-Prestige Worldwide, Sponsored
by Modells and D. Murphy and the Six Smurfs
Teams to Watch in 2012-Are You Lifting? Hit It
and Quit It and Flint Tropics
Teams That SHOULD Watch in 2012-Meet the Browns,
Captain Krunch and Pac Men
Other Thoughts-Special Thanks to Dan Fey for taking all
the pictures, Sal "Taco Tuesday" Ciaccio for helping set up, Joe Babyer for guest DJ'ing and of course to Mrs. Angelillo,
Mr. McLees, Mrs. Collins and Mr. Kenny for granting permission for the Tournament. Also a tremendous thanks to Head
Custodian Steve Vitale and the rest of the custodial staff for getting the gym ready in time after a dividing wall
issue.
Best Moment of the Tournament-The 11th Consecutive
Year Carey Students Showed How Awesome They Can Be By Behaving Perfectly!!!!!!!! Thanks from Mr. Hedquist.
Best of Luck SENIORS!!!!!!!
At long last the 2012 Odds to Win are
now available. I can say that this year, like last year, there appears to be an NFL-like parity that has made picking
the 'winner' a challenging task. However, after much deliberation, and some calculated guessing, I feel that Super Friends
with Benefits will prevail as the 2012 Champions based on their Senior experience and well balanced roster. So good
luck to them as I have now placed a huge bull's eye on the middle of their backs. Still I believe they will have
the intestinal fortitude to 'get it done!'
With such a major logjam of solid talent in the
South bracket, I believe some really talented teams will be headed to the exits much earlier than anticipated. Teams
like Are You Lifting, Prestige Worldwide, Ron DMC and even Super Friends if they get through their own bracket could make
a run to glory but if they finished one and done I don't believe it would be a shock to anyone. In the North bracket,
with all due respect, I believe its a two horse race between Marvel Alliance and Just Dew It to see who will head to the finals
where anything can happen. I feel the other clubs in that bracket might get excited about a few wins before a dose of
reality hits when they face one of the big boys. As for the rest of the South bracket, I believe the only dark horse
candidate that could sneak through is Trending Topics if the so called powerhouses in that bracket run out of gas but I
wouldn't count on it.
Like all sports fans I would enjoy seeing a longshot
'make some noise,' however as the head official I will NOT be swayed by crowd approval of the longshots. So although
it would fun to see Meet the Browns, and teams like them, advance in the tournament, I think they will be around only long
enough for me to announce their names and complete half their team song! :)
Lastly, for what has to be the 500th time, I want
to thank all of you in advance for participating in the 11th Annual Dodgeball Tournament. I want to thank you for assisting
the baseball team in its fundraising ventures. I want to wish all of the Seniors best of luck in the future, and of
course remind you once again that I DON'T CARE WHO WINS AND THAT MYSELF AND
MR. SOTO ARE PROBABLY GOING TO MISS SOME CALLS. WE ARE DOING OUR BEST AND WE ARE NOT CHEATING YOU!!!!! :) Deal
with it and overcome it if you are a true Dodgeball Champion.
Mr. Hedquist 2012 Predictions:
Final Record: 15-5
Correct
Picks in YELLOW
Wild
Card Round
Captain Planet and the Planeteers over Apostolis and the Spartans
Hit It and Quit over Captain Krunch
Trending Topics over Meet the Browns
Are You Lifting over Prestige Worldwide
Ron DMC and the Crew from Hollis over Sponsored by Modells
Sweet
16
Marvel Alliance over Dylan Murphy and the 6 Smurfs
Just Dew It over The Tool Shed
Fresh ‘N Famous over Captain Planet and the Planeteers
Hit It and Quit It over Funky Fresh Boys Part Tres
Trending Topics over Dirty Mike and the Boys
Super Friends with
Benefits over Are You Lifting
Ron DMC and the Crew from Hollis over Helen Keller’s Last Words
Flint Tropics over Pac Men
Elite
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Marvel Alliance over Just Dew It
Hit It and Quit It over Fresh ‘N Famous
Super Friends with
Benefits over Trending Topics
Ron DMC and the
Crew from Hollis over Flint Tropics
Final
Four
Marvel Alliance over Hit It and Quit It
Super Friends with
Benefits over Ron DMC and the Crew from Hollis
2012
Championship
Super Friends with
Benefits over Marvel Alliance
3 Games to 1
Teams |
Odds To Win |
Super Friends with Benefits |
3 to 1 or when DeSimone finally gets the cleat removed from
his face!! |
Marvel Alliance |
4 to 1 or when Altun finally gets to class on time |
Just Dew It |
4 to 1 or when Harry leads the Pep Talk! |
Are You Lifting? |
7 to 1 or when Cellan
finally stops twirling his whistle and puts down his Red attendance book |
Prestige Worldwide |
8 to 1 or when this team stops complaining about the bracket! |
Ron DMC and the Crew from Hollis |
10 to 1 or when the rest of Ron's team figures out where Hollis
is! |
Hit and Quit It |
15 to 1 or when Colasurdo gets a shirt with sleeves |
D. Murphy and the 6 Smurfs |
25 to 1 or when D. Murphy ever stops talking!!! |
Dirty Mike and the Boys |
35 to 1 or when any member of this team reaches Age 13 |
The Tool Shed |
35 to 1 or when the entire Lucito clan is actually on the
team! |
Trending Topics |
35 to 1 or when Dan O'Connell doesn't wear a tank top! |
Flint Tropics |
40 to 1 or when Frank Sciacca doesn't change his team's name
AGAIN! |
Funky Fresh Boys Part Tres |
50 to 1 or when Henry Bonilla actually beats Hedquist at Knockout!! |
Fresh N' Famous |
55 to 1 or when Zuvic isn't wearing his Ipod! |
Sponsored by Modells |
75 to 1 or when Modells actually pays for the team fee! |
Helen Keller's Last Words |
300 to 1 or when Stevie Wonder captains this team |
Pac Men |
350 to 1 or when they get a new name! |
Captain Planet and the Planeteers |
400 to 1 or when Martians enter the Dodgeball Tournament! |
Apostolis and the Spartans |
450 to 1 or if Zeus makes an appearance |
Captain Krunch |
500 to 1 or if the bird from Cocoa Puffs comes to life! |
Meet the Browns |
1000 to 1 or about the same chance of Sal Ciaccio turning
down Taco Tuesday |
Wild Card Round
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Elite 8 |
Final Four |
Championship |
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Just Dew It |
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4.The Tool Shed |
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Marvel Alliance |
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5. Fresh 'N Famous |
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Apostolis and the Spartans |
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Hit It and Quit It |
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Captain Krunch |
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8. Funky Fresh Boys Part Tres |
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South |
9. Dirty Mike and the Boys |
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Trending Topics |
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Meet The Browns |
10 Trending Topics |
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Trending Topics |
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Are You Lifting? |
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Prestige Worldwide |
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Are You Lifting? |
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12.Super Friends with Benefits |
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Are You Lifting? |
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13 Ron DMC & Hollis Crew |
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Ron DMC and the Hollis Crew |
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14. Helen Keller's Last Words |
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15. Flint Tropics |
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16. Pac Men |
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2012 ROSTERS:
Just Dew It
- Eric
Vaughan-Captain
- Mike
Jarosch
- Dan
Maloney
- Dan
Sadlowski
- Brian
Schelling
- Jesse
Bordeman
- Harry
Smith
Super Friends With Benefits
- Ed
Eymold
- Joe
Desimone
- Pete
Nichols
- Nick
Karamitsios
- Mike
Mallick
- Steven
Marino
- Andrew
Gentile
Ron DMC and the Crew from Hollis
- Mike
Fox
- Andre
Ramos
- Mike
Nieves
- Henry
Salce
- Ron
Blanc
- Chris
DeAlmeida
- Tim
Turcic
Marvel Alliance
- Sonny
Catanese
- David
Cedeno
- Rob
Altun
- Mike
Masci
- John
Bruno
- Gianfranco
Iacono
- Gabe
Taveras
Prestige Worldwide
- Peter
Conte
- Sal
Ciaccio
- Nick
Safuto
- Jesse
Milonas
- Joey
Torregrossa
- Chris
Dente
- Nick
Conte
Funky Fresh Boyz Part Tres
- Henry
Bonilla
- Matt
Forster
- Joe
Imperio
- Tom
Dente
- Joe
LaRosa
- Kumal
Jaffer
- Messiah
West
D. Murph and the Six Smurfs
1. Dylan Murphy
2. Mike Schaaf
3. Matt Jenik
4. Pete DiGregorio
5. Carl Ricaurte
6. Fernando Mejia
7. Rob Napolitano
The Tool Shed
- Matt
Lucito
- Joe
Lucito
- Anthony
Lucito
- Tom
Opitz
- Sean
Dooley
- Tomm
Bucci
- Kyle
Dudine
Pac-Men
- Gino
Scardino
- Marvin
Rodriguez
- Sal
Oliver
- Tom
Sabatino
- Eric
Zacharias
- Anthony
Bonavita
- Chris
Affrunti
Meet the Browns
- Chris
Thomas
- Jonathan
Abey
- Zain
Syed
- Sam
Kurovila
- Qasim
Khalid
- Mohammed
Zubair
- Wilbur
Lu
- Amar
Raza
Apostolis and the Spartans
- Jarrett
Stiles
- Joey
Aluzzo
- Jake
Ciampa
- Alex
Schemmer
- Kyle
Narciso
- Paul
Langis
- Nick
Hanning
Sponsored by Modells
- Joe
Kessler
- Jawad
Khalfan
- James
Carr
- Joe
Marinello
- Herbert
Suarez-Torres
- Frankie
Licciardi
- Adrian
Denner
- Anthony
Zotinis
Hit It and Quit It
- John
Heyer
- Conor
Colasurdo
- Chris
Heyer
- Ryan
Hensley
- Rob
Kelly
- John
Cimilluca
- Anthony
Keaveney
Captain Krunch
- Liam
O’Grady
- Greg
Scavelli
- Charlie
Grippaldi
- Dan
Guillaume
- Scott
Pitz
- Cesar
Payano
- Nick
Bradica
Dirty Mike and the Boys
- Luke
Spano
- Tommy
Gallant
- Kieran
Murchie
- Bobby
Marino
- Tommy
Mayer
- Mike
Castel
- Joe
Nicoletti
Captain Planet and the Planeteers
- Danny
Barbarito
- Matt
O’Donoghue
- Chris
Mroczko
- Carlos
Beltran
- Brian
Morgan
- Grant
Kadell
- Mike
Pierides
Are You Lifting?
- Andrew
Ris
- Erick
Vilchez
- Matt
Robison
- Dylan
DeMeo
- Vin
Cali
- Ray
Catapano
- Joe
Valli
Fresh N’ Famous
- Mike
Occhinto
- Nick
Zuvic
- Chris
Marino
- Mike
Vetere
- Steven
Somma
- Ryan
Loud
- Derek
Morgan
Flint Tropics
- Frank
Sciacca
- Niko
Capoziello
- Joey
Bitonti
- Darren
Rodriguez
- James
Harrison
- Mike
Senese
- Kelvin
Yam
Trending Topics
- Kenny
Levandoski
- Shawn
Mason
- Vinny
Selvaggio
- Brandon
Porcasi
- Chris
Agugliaro
- Steven
Miotto
- Sean
Karl
- Dan
O’Connell
Helen Keller’s Last Words
- Sergio
Cardoso
- Jeff
Samuel
- Jose
Torres
- Tom
Slattery
- Connor
Roberts
- Matt
Montes
- Niketos
Janios
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