2010 Best and Worst of…
Team
Name-Seven Deadly Sins, The Homewreckers and Lima Landscaping
Worst
Name-Off Constantly, Shadood’s Stanky Posse
Best
Uniforms-Welcome to Sesame Street,
The Sandlot, YMCA, Billy Mays’ Heroes and Nicktoons
Worst
Uniforms-Kickin’ It Old School, Scrapyard Junkies and Goon Squad
Most
Creative Uniforms-The Homewreckers and John Wall’s Finest
Best
Dressed-Brian Lima and Joe “Elmo” Rando
Worst
Dressed-Anybody with tight shorts on Kickin’ It Old School
Best
Catch-Andre “Little Papi” Ramos between his knees
Best
Game-Now You’re All In Big, Big Trouble vs Bernard Campbell and the Speaker
City Boys
Best
Showdown-Paul Collazo vs Craig Samson
Best
Individual Effort-Carolina Ochoa, Sonny “Split
Fingered Fastball” Catanese, Eddie Eymold and Andrew Gentile
Biggest
Upset-The Jungle Cats in the Bathroom Over Giulian and the Six Paisans and Billy
Mays over John Wall’s Finest
Best
Props-Brian Lima and his Dora the Explorer sparkles
Best
Song-YMCA
Fan
Favorites-Any Team playing Giulian and the Six PaisansJ Paul Collazo, Blake Boerckel, and Andrew Gentile
Thanks
for Stopping by Team-Shadood’s Stanky Posse
Teams
to Watch in 2011-Now You’re All In Big, Big Trouble, The Jungle Cats in the
Bathroom, Team Rawlings and Men on the Moon
Teams
that SHOULD Watch in 2011-Off Constantly, Funky Fresh Boys
Most
Fun Moment-Listening to the crowd explode during the Big, Big Trouble Blitzkrieg
over Bernard Campbell.
Day 2 Recap
In one of the most exciting tournaments ever Jack Young's well balanced
Now You're All In Big, Big Trouble club had what it took as they defeated a very good Jungle Cats in the Bathroom team three
games to one to stake their claim in H. Frank Carey High School immortality as they seized the 2010 Dodgeball Throne.
Not to be outdone the Girls Champions cleverly named
The Homewreckers also took home a piece of glory as they won two games to none in their championship round.
As for the second round of games, the favorites, Kickin'
It Old School and Bernard Campbell and the Speaker City Boys, picked up from where they left off in the first couple
of games before all heck broke loose when Billy Mays' Heroes stunned John Wall's Finest to send the Carey gym into bedlam.
The pace became so quick for the Finest that they tried to slow the game down to a crawl's pace only to see an Orange Line
call for only the second time in tournament history. When it was done a tournament favorite was left title-less.
Game four saw a huge matchup between Now You're All In Big, Big Trouble and Oh Was That Yo' Girl surprisingly go two straight
as an injured and Tiger Balm smelling 'Girl' squad never found their rhythm.
Moving to the North bracket David Cedeno and Harry Smith
gave the fans their first taste of a one on one showdown before Smith's Cats prevailed in three games. Next the flag
waving Paisans took out the Scrapyard Junkies, who got a great effort from Blake Boerckel before getting swept.
Moving to the quarterfinals, some early unsportsmanlike
conducts broke the feel good rapport of the first couple of rounds as the intensity to win increased. The Craig vs Greg
showdown from Kickin' It Old School and Bernard Campbell and the Speaker City Boys highlighted the opening game of the Elite
eight before the B.C's disposed of Old School in two. Kickin' then got sent to the South bracket. The next matchup
saw the cinderella Billy Mays finally drop one as they lost to the hard charging Trouble team as all seven members of 'Trouble'
contributed to the win. Mays' also moved to the South losers bracket.
Before that however, the Jungle Cats would first pull
off the greatest upset of the tournament as they deported Giulian and his Six Paisans in three games as the pre-seeded number
ones were sent packing despite getting some great play from Vin Cali and Kyle Demeo. But the real highlight came in
the third and deciding game when Nick Safuto dove to save a teammate and eliminate DeMeo on the same play. It was the
turning point for the Cats and ending point for the Paisans. Kudos to Eddie Eymold for some ridiculous athleticism as
well.
Using their second chance the 400-1 Billy Mays'
got back in the winner's circle as they nipped Kickin' It in the South Final to reach the final four. On the East-West
side Big, Big Trouble lost to the Speaker City Boys in game one as the signature moment came when Jake Robison whiffed
on Lax teammate Kyle Petersen from just six feet away before Petersen returned volley with a game winner. But instead
of buckling under the pressure, the Big Trouble boys roared back in game two as Tom Scott, Rob Miotto and Anthony "The Shirt
Ripper" Zeppieri each took down Speaker boys to even it at 1-1. In the pivotal game three, the Senior laden Speaker
Boys, still favored at that point, endured one of the worst Dodgeball Blitzkrieg's ever seen as Big, Big trouble sealed their
fate with a 10 second five man knockout that had Carey High School's roof blowing its top. Less than one minute later
the dream officially ended for Bernard Campbell and friends despite a heroic effort by Greg D'Arienzo who returned from his
Lax injury to give one more athletic performance.
Having taken the scenic route the exhausted Billy Mays
crew finally turned back into a pumpkin as the 'Cats' scratched them out in two to advance to the finals.
Detouring from the boys run to glory, the girls teams
first met for the title as Heather Jones' Seven Deadly Sins squared off vs Kelliann Dupignac's The Homewreckers as every Carey
female student looked on proudly. The 'Sins' appeared to have things under control as they had three players left to
just the Homewreckers one. But the Homewreckers one was Carolina Ochoa who smoothly battled and blocked before nailing
the pin for a team release which the Homewreckers used to power their way to the title as they, along with MVP Ochoa, cast
aside the 'Sins' in two games to win the Championship.
Returning to the boys side, the revved up Big Trouble
boys would make Billy Madison proud as they overwhelmed the Cats in four games to head to the Dodgeball Wall of Fame.
'Trouble' took games one and two rather easily before the Cats staved off elimination once only to see game four bring their
run to an end while Now You're All in Big, Big Trouble headed to the winners circle to pick up their Championship T-Shirts
as well as their Gift Certificate to Boulder Creek.
So congratulations to Tom Scott, aggressive throughout;
Nick Vilchez, floppy hair and all who was a sideline sniper; Rob Miotto, whose athleticism never ceases to amaze; Jake Robison,
whose great effort in game one vs Speaker City gave 'Trouble' the confidence they needed; Anthony Zeppieri, who despite
his issues with cotton T-Shirts brought some fiery emotion; Drew Zahradka, whose rise to the Dodgeball pinnacle gave
the Zahradka Family their third member with a Tournament Championship; and lastly to tournament MVP and team Captain Jack
Young, whose quiet leadership was just the right mix for this well deserving team. Congratulations again to all!
A huge thank you to Principal Angelillo, Assistant
Principals Flynn, Kenny and Wright for permitting the tournament to take place. And of course a big thumbs up to the
Carey Student body who conducted themselves in spectacular fashion over the two days of the tournament. Have a
great Summer!
Day 1 Recap
In the I told you so category Mr. Hedquist
accurately predicted a perfect 12-0 as his so named favorites cruised to first day victories. There were some tense
moments for a few teams but at the end of the day only the 10-1 Sandlot had left the buiding to minimal surprise.
Vicious and Delicious defeated Off Constantly who
did put up a good fight but after a great Dan O'Connell diving catch the momentum swung once and for all for Delicious.
Game two was all about the first of several mano y mano battles as Craig Samson bested Paul Collazo in three to help Kickin'
It Old School advance over YMCA. Next Welcome to Sesame Street with their colorful apparel turned aside the Just Average
Guys Elevating Ranks. The final game of the East bracket was the featured attraction as Bernard Campbell and the Speaker
City Boys got a huge spark from their only underclassmen, Andrew Gentile to send The Sandlot back to the ball field in two
straight.
Moving to the West bracket One Black Sheep stole
a game one victory before the Billy Mays Heroes (Also Our Outstanding DJ Crew) collected themselves and sent the sheep back
out to the meadow. Kentucky's own John Wall's Finest was on tap next and they didn't disappoint as they pummeled the
Goon Squad in consecutive shutouts. After some entertaining pre-show spectacle by Brian Lima of Lima's Landscaping,
including some glitter and sparkle tossing, they were quickly sent packing by Now You're All in Big, Big Trouble of Billy
Madison fame, concluding that bracket was Oh Was That Yo' Girl who managed to get by a Steven Matthew injury to
silence an impressive Team Rawlings club.
After a bit of floor cleaning, the final bracket,
the North Bracket got underway with The Jungle Cats in the Bathroom getting a brief scare before rectifying the situation
with two straight solid wins. Next the Men on the Moon asserted their muscle as they sent Shadood's Stanky Posse into
orbit in a two game whitewash. Surviving a Barrucco face plant, the Scrapyard Junkies changed the channel on the well
educated Nicktoons crew. And in the finale, Giulian and the Six Paisans with their flag waving skills dropped the hammer
on O'Doyle Rules despite a very good effort from Matt Lucito.
Day 2 begins promptly as 3:10PM as both the Boys
and Girls Champions will be crowned on Friday. Good luck to the survivors and thank you to those who fell short and
I hope you enjoyed the tournament.
Dodgeball Tournament
Thursday June 10th Round 1-Each Team
Will Play Once
Friday June 11th Round 2-All Remaining
Rounds, Girls and Boys Championship
IF Dodgeball 2010 gets approved I anticipate
our closest competition ever as nearly one third of the teams are 10 to 1 or better to grab the Title. The 24 team lot
will be separated into three even brackets of eight teams apiece. For convenience sake I will call them the East, West
and North Brackets. Since the North Bracket will have less games needed to reach the final I have decided to provide
a Loser's Bracket Playoff from the Losing Finalist in the East and West who will represent the South Bracket Championship.
So for two teams out of 24 a second opportunity might present itself.
This year's Dodgeball Tournament held on June 10th
and June 11th is also a special fundraiser for the Carey Baseball Program and after another successful season we also want
to say thank you for supporting us.
Now let's get down to business. Under no circumstances
can the following things happen: 1) No Inappropriate Team Names-If you are not sure then ask Mr. Farina or myself.
2) Do NOT wear your Dodgeball Gameday Uniform during the school day--All Headbands, Hats, Bandanas, Etc. will be confiscated
and you will become a distraction to the educational process. Worse off you will put this tournament in jeopardy of
becoming extinct! 3) When you attend the two-day Tournament-Do NOT hang around or walk through the hallways-No getting
books, or "I forgot something in my locker" nonsense. When the entire crowd leaves after the tournament you should exit
the building and head home. 4) No foul language or inappropriate behavior will be tolerated on the court or in the stands.
5) Make sure you are attending all of your Review classes and extra study periods-budget your time properly. If
there is a conflict with the tournament make arrangements so you go to the review courses in the morning.
6) Use common sense-you represent Carey HS and yourself. Behave, compete
have fun but do the right thing (You all know what that is) and this tournament will continue in the future. If not
then we may go by way of the dinosaur-Please don't ruin a good thing.
7) And Most Importantly, The ODDS to Win and the stories that accompany this Site are meant to entertain and
stir up some fun interest in the Tournament. For the 100th time I DO NOT CARE WHO WINS. If you feel I am favoring
certain teams then please do me a favor and DO NOT PARTICIPATE IN THIS TOURNAMENT. Once again if Dodgeball involved
drawing portraits then I would pick seven art students as the 3 to 1 favorites, but since throwing and catching is kind of
important then I might pick athletes who are good at that!!!!!!! :)
Carey Dodgeball 2010 ODDS TO WIN
Giulian and the Six Paisans |
3 to 1 |
Bernard Campbell and the Speaker City Boys |
4 to 1 |
John Wall's Finest |
5 to 1 |
"Oh That Was Yo' Girl" |
5 to 1 |
The Jungle Cats in the Bathroom |
6 to 1 |
Now You're All in Big, Big Trouble |
8 to 1 |
The Sandlot |
10 to 1 |
Welcome to Sesame Street |
20 to 1 |
The Scrapyard Junkies |
45 to 1 |
Men on the Moon |
50 to 1 |
Lima Landscaping, Part Dos |
75 to 1 |
Vicious and Delicious |
75 to 1 |
Just Average Guys Elevating Ranks |
85 to 1 |
Shadood's Stanky Posse |
85 to 1 |
Nick Tunes |
90 to 1 |
Team Rawlings |
110 to 1 |
Kickin' It Old School |
125 to 1 |
O'Doyle Rules |
250 to 1 |
Funky Fresh Boys |
350 to 1 |
Billy Mays' Heroes |
400 to 1 |
The One Black Sheep |
500 to 1 |
Goon Squad |
750 to 1 |
YMCA |
999 to 1 |
Off Constantly |
When Trump Grows Real Hair |
Eliminated
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Off Constantly |
Vicious and Delicious |
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Vicious and Delicious |
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Kickin' It Old School |
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Kickin' It Old School |
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YMCA |
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Bernard Campbell |
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Welcome to Sesame Street |
Welcome to Sesame Street |
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Just Average Guys Elevating Ranks |
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Bernard Campbell |
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The Sandlot |
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Bernard Campbell and the Speaker City Boys |
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Bernard Campbell and the Speaker City Boys |
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WEST BRACKET |
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Big Trouble |
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Billy Mays' Heroes |
Billy Mays' Heroes |
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The One Black Sheep |
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Goon Squad |
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John Wall's Finest |
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John Wall's Finest |
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Now You're All in Big, Big Trouble |
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Big Trouble |
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Lima Landscaping, Part Dos |
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Big Trouble |
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Team Rawlings |
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"Oh That Was Yo' Girl" |
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NORTH BRACKET |
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The Jungle Cats in the Bathroom |
The Jungle Cats in the Bathroom |
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Funky Fresh Boys |
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Shadood's Stanky Posse |
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Men on the Moon |
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Men on the Moon |
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Nick Tunes |
The Scrapyard Junkies |
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The Scrapyard Junkies |
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O'Doyle Rules |
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Jungle Cats |
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Giulian and the Six Paisans |
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Kickin It Old School |
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Loser of EAST FINAL |
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Billy Mays' Heroes |
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Mr.
Hedquist 2010 Dodgeball Predictions
First
Round
EAST
Vicious and Delicious
Defeat Off Constantly-CORRECT
Kickin’
It Old School Defeat YMCA-CORRECT
Welcome To Sesame
Street Defeat-CORRECT
Just Average Guys Elevating Ranks-CORRECT
Bernard Campbell
and the Speaker City Boys Defeat The Sandlot-CORRECT
WEST
Billy Mays’
Heroes Defeat One Black Sheep-CORRECT
John Wall’s
Finest Defeat Goon Squad-CORRECT
Now You’re
All in Big, Big Trouble Defeat Lima Landscaping, Part Dos-CORRECT
Oh That Was Yo’
Girl Defeat Team Rawlings-CORRECT
NORTH
The Jungle Cats
in the Bathroom Defeat Funky Fresh Boys-CORRECT
Men on the Moon
Defeat Shadood’s Stanky Posse-CORRECT
The Scrapyard
Junkies Defeat Nick Tunes-CORRECT
Giulian and the
Six Paisans Defeat O’Doyle Rules-CORRECT
Second
Round
EAST
Kickin’
It Old School Defeat Vicious and Delicious-CORRECT
Bernard Campbell
and the Speaker City
Boys Defeat Welcome to Sesame Street-CORRECT
WEST
John Wall’s
Finest Defeat Billy Mays’ Heroes-INCORRECT
Oh That Was
Yo’ Girl Defeat Now You’re All In Big, Big Trouble-INCORRECT
NORTH
The Jungle Cats
in the Bathroom Defeat Men on the Moon-CORRECT
Giulian and
the Six Paisans Defeat The Scrapyard Junkies-CORRECT
Third
Round
EAST
Bernard Campbell
and the Speaker City
Boys Defeat Kickin’ It Old School-CORRECT
Kickin’
It Old School Relegated to SOUTH BRACKET FINAL
WEST
John Wall’s
Finest Defeat Oh That Was Yo’ Girl-INCORRECT
Oh That Was
Yo’ Girl Relegated to SOUTH BRACKET FINAL
NORTH
Giulian and
the Six Paisans Defeat The Jungle Cats in the Bathroom-INCORRECT
SOUTH
Oh That Was
Yo’ Girl Defeat Kickin’ It Old School-INCORRECT
Final
Four
Bernard Campbell
and the Speaker City Boys Defeat John Wall’s Finest-INCORRECT
Giulian and
the Six Paisans Defeat Oh That Was Yo’ Girl-INCORRECT
Championship
Giulian and the Six Paisans Defeat Bernard Campbell and the
Speaker City Boys 3 games to 1-INCORRECT
MR. HEDQUIST FINAL PREDICTIONS 17-8
2010 Offical Rosters
Giuliano and the Six Paisans
1. Anthony
Licata
2. Joe Cali
3. Kyle Demeo
4. Tom Rydzewski
5. Giuliano
Bove
6. Nick Russo
7. Vinny Cali
Bernard Campbell and the Speaker
City Boys
1. Kyle Petersen
2. Al Gentile
3. John Augello
4. Terrance
Murchie
5. Jesse Montalto
6. Andrew Gentile
7. Greg D’Arienzo
John Wall’s Finest
1. Chris Martelli
2. Doug Wallick
3. Mike Marino
4. Joey Marino
5. Steven Marino
6. Scott Bradshaw
7. Joe Champey
8. Alt. Mike
Lisi
Welcome to Sesame Street
1. Pat Castel
2. Steven Constant
3. Chris Lean
4. Mike Tripodi
5. Justin Wizniewski
6. Joe Rando
7. Ryan Porcasi
8.
Chris D'Agostino
9. Mike
Zito
The Sandlot
1. Russel Linder
2. Mike Babich
3. Dom Russo
4. Nick Ferrara
5. Matt Buchalski
6. Dan McElhinney
7. Anthony
Logozzo
8. Alt. Chris
“Silver Fox” Theodorou
Oh Was That Yo’ Girl
1. Kevin McKeown
2. Oscar Rodriguez
3. Vinny Scardino
4. Ryan Surlis
5. Glenn Affrunti
6. Steven Matthew
7. Laz Sepulveda
8. Alt. Danny
Villegas
The Scrapyard Junkies
1. Blake Boerckel
2. Andrew Manzo
3. Anthony
Barrucco
4. Kevin McCarthy
5. Yanni Sofilas
6. Brandon Ayers
7. Anthony
Acierno
The Jungle Cats in the Bathroom
1. Ed Eymold
2. Joe Desimone
3. Peter Nicholls
4. Mike Mallick
5. Harry Smith
6. Nick Safuto
7. Nick Karamitsios
Now You’re All in Big, Big Trouble
1. Jack Young
2. Rob Miotto
3. Tom Scott
4. Nick Vilchez
5. Jake Robison
6. Drew Zahradka
7. Anthony
Zeppieri
Lima Landscaping,
Part Dos
1. Brian Lima
2. Jon Fineo
3. Matt Oswald
4. Vinny Maye
5. Rob Zorn
6. Ron Blanc
7. Pat Amato
8. Alt. Adam
Delgado
Just Average Guys Elevating Ranks
- Iv Malka
- Frank Davi
- Justin Posada
- Peter Rosini
- John Gennosa
- Danny Mrakovic
- Bobby Levandoski
Shadood’s Stanky Posse
1. Mike Benjamin
2. Evan Jacaruso
3. Janer Shadood
4. Kenny Levandoski
5. Tom Lannon
6. Charlie
Mule
7. Luke Maccarone
Kickin’ It Old School
1. Nick Romanello
2. Peter Panopoulos
3. Angelo DiPasquale
4. Tom Walker
5. Mike Dziubela
6. Matt Monte
7. Craig Samson
Vicious and Delicious
1. Dan O’Connell
2. Mike Fox
3. Sal Ciaccio
4. Andre Ramos
5. Vin Selvaggio
6. Sergio Cardosa
7. John Ferina
Nick Tunes
1. Matt Svoboda
2. David Nieves
3. Chris Nieves
4. Savan Parker
5. Sal Manzo
6. Danny Pizzuto
7. TJ Corcoran
Team Rawlings
1. Nick Zuvic
2. Rob Napolitano
3. Darren Rodriguez
4. Chris Marino
5. Tom Dente
6. Steven Miotto
7. Chris Dente
The One Black Sheep
1. Charles
Saroniero
2. Carlos Romero
3. Dan Cusack
4. Greg Ortiz
5. Frank Klimczak
6. Denis Aktas
7. Coty Singleton
O’Doyle Rules
1. Nick Fasano
2. Sean Nagy
3. Matt Jenik
4. Matt Lucito
5. Sean Karl
6. Tim Turcic
7. Scott Liuzzo
Goon Squad
1. Noah LaRose
2. Steven Somma
3. Michael
Occhuto
4. Matt Walsh
5. Marcos Jabbera
6. Ehab Elshinawy
7. Josh Lang
Funky Fresh Boys
1. Henry Bonilla
2. Matt Forster
3. Carl Ricaurte
4. Rob Annunziata
5. Dylan Murphy
6. Joe Imperio
7. Fernando
Mejia
YMCA
1. Anthony
Anzalone
2. James Klein
3. Damien Fiorello
4. Paul Collazo
5. Frank Difiore
6. Tom Morrison
7. Kent Ishimoto
Men on the Moon
1. David Cedeno
2. Jesse Milonas
3. Peter Conte
4. Shawn Mason
5. Dan Sadlowski
6. Rob Altun
7. Joey Torregrossa
Billy Mays’ Heroes
1. Joe Babyer
2. Andrew DiLeonardo
3. Keith Dominguez
4. Mike Reister
5. Ryan Karl
6. Mike Masci
7. Sonny Catanese
Off Constantly
1. John Bruno
2. Gianfranco
Iaconi
3. Joey Bitonti
4. Niko Capoziello
5. Mike Senese
6. Kyle Dudine
7. Kelvin Yam
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